Kipper has eaten…

Kipper the Dog

Over the course of time our slightly manic black lab “Kipper” has eaten…

  • His first (expensive) foam bed
  • His own hard plastic bed
  • His own blankets for keeping warm at night
  • The tin cans from the re-cycling bin
  • Horse poo
  • Various footballs
  • The dining room chairs
  • My hand
  • The laptop cable
  • A 2kg tub of cooking butter
  • The Rabbit food
  • The Cat food
  • Thomas
  • a packet of “Nick-Naks”
  • the portable heater
  • rabbit poo
  • all the slippers in the house
  • a stuffed zebra
  • adidas gazelles
  • Thomas again!
  • Wasabi Peas (not all of them!)
  • a small dog*
  • snow
  • the office carpet protectors
  • the office carpet
  • wild rabbits – loads of them

 

Dave Walker
Dave Walker is a middle aged programmer living in North Yorkshire, who loves music and used to enjoy constantly restarting fitness regimes with a bit of football, cycling, swimming & jogging. Now I just eat biscuits.

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