Kipper has eaten…

Kipper the Dog

Over the course of time our slightly manic black lab “Kipper” has eaten…

  • His first (expensive) foam bed
  • His own hard plastic bed
  • His own blankets for keeping warm at night
  • The tin cans from the re-cycling bin
  • Horse poo
  • Various footballs
  • The dining room chairs
  • My hand
  • The laptop cable
  • A 2kg tub of cooking butter
  • The Rabbit food
  • The Cat food
  • Thomas
  • a packet of “Nick-Naks”
  • the portable heater
  • rabbit poo
  • all the slippers in the house
  • a stuffed zebra
  • adidas gazelles
  • Thomas again!
  • Wasabi Peas (not all of them!)
  • a small dog*
  • snow
  • the office carpet protectors
  • the office carpet
  • wild rabbits – loads of them


Dave Walker
Dave Walker is a developer with 20+ years IT experience. Working with Progress/OpenEdge since 1995 he's been involved through the full gambit of the software development life cycle, from systems design through to front line support, customer training, and everything in between. Dave doesn't enjoy writing about himself in the third person.

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